he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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