It's Friday. Sex?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
