I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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