Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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