Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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