I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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