I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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