Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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