This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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