i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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