i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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