Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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