fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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