Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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