I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am spending my child support on dildos
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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