We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
When are your genitals available?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
