and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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