I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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