stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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