No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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