Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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