WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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