I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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