My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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