Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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