I didn't shave. On purpose
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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