I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Semen is not good for contacts.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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