Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
is that a dick in a sweater?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
