this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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