Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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