I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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