Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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