My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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