Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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