I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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