I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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