i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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