Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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