I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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