This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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