I feel like abortions should bother me more
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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