his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
A bitchslap is in order.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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