you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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