Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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