Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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