We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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