i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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