this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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