hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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