If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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