I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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