Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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