I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
