Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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